Calling all Insults

Ok, this has been a personally rough week. Very funny though..... I went to an endrocronologist. He thinks I have sleep apnea and when I asked why he thought that he said my tongue was too big for my mouth. I know that is a clinical finding but it really hurt. Then I was in the walmart and the sales girl saw me with all the children and asked if I was their grandmother. Ouch. Yesterday the doctors office called and told me that I was deficient. Apparently I do not have any vitamin D. They want me to start taking large doses to help. Boy my confidence is shot. Gordon was kind enough to tell me that my tongue probably got that way from over use. (talking - don't get any ideas) I turned to my mother for support about the grandma comment and she fired off an email with grandmother jokes and tips. So much for the support system! It is pretty funny. I guess that there is so much stress and tension in my life as a mom and wife that my own life is just goofy. I am still searching for mediocrity. To be average, look normal, to blend in. All of this is really funny but also pretty sad too. Most people don't get one of these let alone 3 in a week. Oh well, I will keep laughing and try not to keep looking at my tongue in mirrors.